Charmin Toilet Paper
Is it just me, or does anyone else think those Charmin cartoon bear commercials sickening?
I mean come on … a couple of bears always takin a dump behind trees next to a river with a roll of TP hanging from a limb. Time to change your ad agency Charmin.
Dumb!



March 11th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Cute talking bears. How out of touch with reality is America when it loves ads featuring domesticated, cutesy bears? Just once, I’d like to see one of these ads end with the Grizzly reverting to nature and eating some actor’s face without chewing. If I didn’t drink so much coffee, this kind of thing might really bother me.
April 14th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Great commercial! We all would like to take the opportunity to take a shit in the woods and forget about it all. The convenience of TP just adds to the essence. It is a common everyday occurrence.
September 4th, 2007 at 4:29 am
But they have gone way too far this time. The Hallelujah Chorus in a tp commercial?????????? Nuh-uh.
September 15th, 2007 at 7:32 am
I never have liked the Charmin cartoon bear commercials. I think they are very offensive. The newest one offends me even more. Playing the “Hallelujah Chorus” in the background while the two bears are running to their perspective outhouses is totally degrading to one of finest pieces of music ever written. Even though we have used Charmin Bathroom Tissue for a long time, we won’t use it again.
October 6th, 2007 at 5:23 am
As a Christian I find it sacrilegious and offensive to use portions of a Handel’s Messiah in this commercial. Charmin tissue is soft but overpriced anyway.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:09 am
To use Handel’s Messiah for a toilet paper commercial indicates to me that our culture is headed in the wrong direction. What is the purpose of such decisions by these corporations? To take what was once considered sacred, and align it with human body functions serves what purpose? What message do we send our children? So when they hear Handel’s Messiah, think of toilet paper? It’s tragic. Our country is moving farther away from our Christian heritage. May God have mercy on us.
November 7th, 2007 at 4:25 am
I am very offended and would never buy their product again.
April 18th, 2008 at 7:16 am
And now with the “little white pieces”…
Man, is nothing sacred? I’ll take my chances with white pieces and buy another brand, thanks.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Its seems to be saying that when you are in the wild and have to take a dump, normally you would use what ever raw material you can get your hands on to wipe. In the case of the bears they have the luxury of using a soft roll of charmin. They could have used any animal to get the message across, but I think they used bears because their physical stature is similar to that of humans. That’s just my take on that.
October 12th, 2008 at 1:35 am
The most ridiculous ad I have ever seen….the only thing that would make it worse would be to have David Caruso standing behind a tree removing and replacing his sunglasses while standing completely still with his head dropped to on side and is legs spread, wondering how to catch the bears befor they litter the forest with tiolet paper !!!!
November 16th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Thanks to Charmin, every time I hear Handel’s Messiah, I now think of two bears trying to reach the porta-potty before they take a dump on the beach.
November 17th, 2008 at 3:22 am
And now they’ve added a brown oval-shaped object next to the bear in the “white pieces” scene. I couldn’t believe they’d show a bowel movement in their ad. Digusting - too much relevance isn’t always a good idea. OK, I caught on- It’s foottball season, they gave the bear a football. But yes. they should fire their ad agency.
December 25th, 2008 at 12:12 am
At my house it’s HIDE THE CHARMIN, We have 2 two types of toilet paper the really cheap and Charmin when the grand kids come to visit it’s QUICK HIDE THE CHARMIN they will go through a months worth in 2 days………. so now I put out the really cheap kind and don’t care…..LOLROF, It is a joke in the family….